sorry:

im still laughing to myself about a text post that included the phrase

Cest Une Fucking Pomme

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
image

Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
image

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

jailor:

goldenturdtwopointoh replied to your post: IM A GOOD PERSON I DONT DESERVE A STYE

that’s what I said about my butt pimple

WITH THE GIF YOU JUST POSTED YOU DESERVE EVERY BUTT PIMPLE IN THE WORLD

spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

legalmexican:

Life Hack
The more ghetto a Mexican restaurant looks, the better the food.

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

naturallynautical:

Lilly Pulitzer: the unofficial official sponsor of Easter outfits