cream cheese.
me: *sleepy all day*

shaxaphone:

Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

i want something really sweet rn

ryanhatesthis:

I found my new favorite image of all time.

ryanhatesthis:

I found my new favorite image of all time.

heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

image

j5h:

idahoing:

j5h:

swaggie

my butthole is

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better