cream cheese.

glitterglobe:

important things to remember

  • if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you
  • just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you
  • if someone seems upset or distant they probably aren’t upset at you in particular
  • lots of people love you and you’re not annoying

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

only 2012 kids remember this
tourist: excuse me, could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant

rexuality:

be my homosexual bae

my gae

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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literallyrad:

THIS IS JACKSON ROD STUART HOPPING MY WAY TO HISTORY

literallyrad:

THIS IS JACKSON ROD STUART HOPPING MY WAY TO HISTORY

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on someone is called eating out because it’s a privilege.